Orson Scott Card

OK, so my friend Kathy gave me these books to read by Orson Scott Card called the Homecoming Series. She told me they were like the Book of Mormon, only set in outer space. LOL. I will have to tell you if that's really the case after I'm done reading them.

Bedtime Routine

So here's how it went down tonight.
me "kids go brush your teeth."
bud "i can't find the toothpaste."
me "look on the floor"
bud "yup it was on the floor"
emmy "mom! buds breaking a world record!"
me "doing what?"
emmy "brushing his teeth without stopping. keep going bud your gonna to break the record."
this time bud has finished his record breaking teeth brushing and emmy combing her hair before her shower.
emmy "oh my goodness i'm hideous!"
bud "mom smell my hands"
at this point i don't think i should but i do anyway.stupid me.
me "bud go wash your hands"
yeah it really happened that way